Dead Startup Toys

The juicero juicing machine
Behold these beautiful mutants, hoisted on petards of their own solid-aluminum-unibody construction. We salute these voyagers, flown too close to the blood-red suns of their own fever dreams, on wings made of oh-so-flammable dollar bills, whose inexplicably sincere hopes became our most surreal entertainment...

Came across this site on twitter. It stuff like this that keeps me entertained.

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