No humans were hurt during the creation of this keynote.

This is a pretty good keynote so far.

I saw a guy riding a bike and holding two chainsaws. I said “only in America“ and he smiled and said “you’re right”.

Hey! If there wasn’t enough stress in my life.

The family has challenged me to take smaller bites as I eat. Now life has no meaning.

Top ramen one noodle at a time.

1000 things!

1000 unread items in net newswire.

Went for a walk to just relieve some stress.

Plants.

I say this too many times.

I wish I had done my morning journal.

My brain 🧠 hurts today.

Found myself yelling at the screen because someone used comic sans in an email for work.

breathe

Mold on mold.

Mushroom with mold.